ESPN routinely airs coverage of actual people in tiny panties.

How could Amazon get a patent on something that already exists? Seriously, I know they “filed” for one, but there should be some kind of penalty for filing FRIVOLOUS PATENTS. Like if you file a patent on something that already exists, and it’s found frivolous, one of your patents randomly becomes invalid.  

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

Protip: if you have ever written or said the following phrases or something similar in regards to online harassment:

Question, did she actually take chocolate and smear it all over her face?

I wasn’t aware of the whole black-face concept

This is a really smart environment design. Rather than literally give us fragmented, tiny spaces dedicated to every iconic planet from the movies, they’re creating one immersive environment that blends everything that makes the series’ best locations interesting. You’ve got the rugged frontier wildness of Endor or…

clearly he’s following the Mayweather handbook (which Ali wrote) on how to sell a fight. Both men have added a WWE-style spectacle to boxing that is great for the sport, but let’s not act like McGregor is some innovator when he’s done for the MMA exactly what Mayweather did for boxing which is sell the crowd on…

sorry that I don’t believe that Connor McGregor has a chance in hell at beating a champion boxer who has gone undefeated in the last 20 years in boxing. What was I thinking?

Wait, you want to fight me? My last fight was in 10th grade and I think I weighed 150lbs.

At the time, everyone who watched thought it was unvarnished reality.

“But I stand behind the fact that I didn’t take him out of the closet. MTV could have aired whatever they wanted to.

What happened here is obviously complete bullshit, police forces are obviously racist in this country, and I hope she gets a hefty check out of this.

Moore claimed that as another officer, identified as G. Vasquez was handcuffing the teen, she spun her left shoulder into him, knocking Vasquez off the balance and taking him to the ground.

That’s cool if you want to redefine bullying for your own purposes, but this man is still being harassed by an online mob because of his sexual tendencies.

What they lack in climbing they make up for with absolutely amazing orange chicken.

I worked in a Subway for 4-years in the 1990s. We would get requests like this ALL THE TIME. Mostly from shift workers who wanted to build it 4-6 hours later so it was not soggy. Whatever, we did it. Because it was our job, and its what the customer wanted. The only rules our boss had was that we had to cut the…

Takes more work than their usual order. There is no problem if the worker doesn’t mind and they aren’t slammed. If you are coming in and doing this during peak hours you are a dick.

It isn’t but literally everything is an excuse for anger on Twitter.

counterpoint: Make a big sand dick for your sand hole. This is one I made in 2003.