LOL, thanks. It just made me think of it...since you're also from New Orleans, you KNOW how it is in bars on lower Decatur.

OK, I was hanging out in a bar with some friends, talking to a hot, hot guy (looked like 80's James Spader). Everyone BUT me & the guy are doing coke, making zillions of trips to the bathroom. I actually have to pee, so I go to the bathroom. I come back, dude is gone. Turns out he thought I went to do coke, too, so he…

LOL, she totally got the idea from Trailer Park Boys!

WHAT?!!! LOL, that's the point. CHOICE!!!!!

VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT!!!!!

Yes. A lot of women on Jezebel, though their hearts are in the right place, seem to feel that feminism is about rejecting everything that women before them have enjoyed. I'd say it's about having a choice in the matter. That's why there's so much anti-baby & anti-marriage stuff on this site. I <3 Jezzies, but…

Well, with a vintage ring it's not an issue. With a new ring, a lot of couples get a smaller stone & then "upgrade" on a later anniversary. I think that's completely cool, since I would rather an awesome vacation than a giant stone when affordability is an issue. Esp. for younger married couples, who likely don't have…

Fuck this noise. I want a shiny awesome ring. Why? Because I do. I like jewelry, I own very little of it that's really nice, and this thing will have to stand up to daily wear for the rest of my life. So, yeah.

Yeah, I was totally being sarcastic. It's these crazy protestants, I think. Even in Catholicism, women are supposed to enjoy sex (with their husbands only, of course). Not sure if they're still against masturbation, though...I'm not Christian either, so I just don't know.

I guess if I got satisfactorily laid more, I would (maybe) masturbate less. Does that count as a cure?

HA, THIS is exactly what I was thinking. Like, maybe a bachelorette party of one.

You better not...even in a locked room, if you're drunk, you are obviously asking for it. If you get raped in there, it will be YOUR OWN FAULT.

I really, really wish Tara would get killed. Somehow, someway, she HAS TO DIE.

THIS. Seriously, what the heck???

Having just been attacked by a neighbor's dog (who had no rabies vaccination), I actually know this! You have to be vaccinated w/in 48 hours. Longer than that & it's not effective. Once you develop symptoms there IS a treatment, but it only works on about 3% of people. The other 97% die horribly.

Love these books. Actually picked the first one out b/c I had a boring class in college & I looked for a series with a LOT of books that would keep me occupied for the entire semester. BOY DID THEY...for the semester and beyond, lol!

Wait a second...first I'm forced to agree with the freaking KKK against that retarded Westboro Baptist Church. Now you're making me like something to do with Larry King & David Hasselhoff? Have I passed into the Twilight Zone?!

I don't believe in Hell, but people like Warren Jeffs make me hope it exists.

If he was, it would involve feet.

The women I saw on the side of the road all over Europe did not look happy at all. I always felt so terrible for them. When it was cold out & they were standing in skimpy clothes, I wanted to buy them a hot meal, or something, but since I did NOT want to be robbed, I just drove on by. :(