Please god let South Park run with this.

i am "borrowing" this from you because of it's incredible awesomeness.

Do you still have to pat all of the "penises" on the head, like you do the "ducks" in Duck Duck Goose? 'Cause that definitely takes on a new meaning.

Saw that at the Patois Film Fest in New Orleans. WHAT a damn movie. I loved it.

When HP #7 came out, I was living in Rome. I went to the book release party at La Feltrinelli in the Largo Argentina...it was tons of fun, lots of ex-pat fans & Italian fans together, celebrating our love of Harry Potter. I then got drunk and had awesome on-the-floor sex with my beautiful Italian ex-boyfriend at his…

Don't know if everyone is aware of the fact that KBR is Halliburton. I attended a film festival in New Orleans where the film "Hot Coffee" was shown, and her case was featured in it. Shocking & horrifying.

I would think that economics is the big factor here. Women make less money than men & are much less likely to have access to affordable health care. Women in our society benefit economically from marriage much more than do men. Men are more likely to have better paying jobs and health insurance, and marriage will only…

I seriously never heard of him until I watched the movie. And I've grown up in New Orleans (which is very LGBT friendly), in a family that is extremely liberal and tolerant, and had friends MY WHOLE LIFE who are LGBT. WTF??? I really should have heard about him in school, at the very least.

I wonder if Dorothy went to Oz just so she could get an abortion...

I LOVE the books and I really like the show (except for the 2nd half of season 2). However, they are completely different. The show is loosely inspired by the books and that's it. You just have to keep them separate in your head or you will be very upset.

Come on...everyone knows it only counts if you rape a virgin. Women who aren't virgins are all sluts and whores and are asking for it, anyway.

OK, so this is weird...but I've actually done that before. Lied and said I was older (not to buy beer or whatever, since I'm 32). It IS kind of fun.

Oh yeah, me too. I'm just going to get one year younger every year from now on until I hit 25. And then I'll stay that way FOREVER, just like Tom Cruise!

This happened to me during the OJ trial. I was seriously into General Hospital at that time. SO annoying.

@Cinnamoncanuck LMFAO, no. He was an SPCA adoption, so he's snipped, poor baby.

Um. I don't seem to be here. My dog is Tanuki, which is a creature from Japanese folklore. I'll just assume I'm a cross between 5/6, a nerd with a lot of books. Since, you know, I am.

Wow, a whole article on how victim blaming is ok, as long as the victim has money. Awesome, Jezebel!

*DOH*

Obviously, she was asking for it anyway. Why else was she waltzing around in one of those sexy maid outfits? Duh.

Fucking. Ridiculous. Seriously.