Croll Tried!

The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances.

That was su-su sussudio good.  have a star.

Dear Penthouse,

Man, Venus Williams is the best.

Ok, I stand corrected.  I didn’t see that angle before.  The other angle looks like there isn’t any contact.

Redacted, I was wrong after seeing the other angle.

It was natural until he got hip-checked, man. You fucked up in that you listened to Jeff Van Gundy and decided to run with it.

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

welcome back

?? I hrdly know her!!

Does this give more or less credence to Masin’s accusations of Dwight being a bottom?

MUDBUTT

“OK, I’m going now... shit, I forgot my bag... ok, going now, fuck, there’s the boss...Ok, now, aw fuck, there’s Jim and he always wants to talk.. ... OK, now...”

I’d say that they need a Golden Retriever.