Put a 5-foot-9, 175-pound AHL goon against a 6-foot-5, 235-pound counterpart, and who do you think will usually come out on top?

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

You seriously think that was dirty? What else was Stewart supposed to do after Cooper dropped his head down to the level of Stewart’s elbow? But then again, you think PI is an indication a team is playing dirty so it is pretty clear you have no clue what you are talking about.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Bubb Rubb approves

I feel bad for him but I mean at least he doesn’t have to listen to Rex Ryan and the rest of the amazingly miserable play-by-play announcing team on ESPN’s broadcast of the Chargers-Broncos game.

Absolute madness. Here’s a photo from the helicopter of Travis putting a wheel over the abyss

Freedom is government not telling you where you can take your gun but legislating where you can pee. I get it now.

Stop. Hitting.

Wow, so now cornerbacks can’t even yell and wave their arms without getting called for interference.

I deserve that.

In what world does $200k over a 3 year period not cover 2 kids expenses?

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.