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Dude! You are soooo METAL!

Fun fact: gold has about the same density as tungsten, 19.3 kg/L.

I wish I had waited this long to discover Bad Obsession Motorsports. I discovered them around episode 15. Immediately plowed through the (at the time) whole series on a rainy weekend. Now I’m stuck waiting for the slow drip of new ones.

Oh come on - I am NO fan of the bitchin’ Camaro, but that’s gorgeous compared to 95% of what is coming out of Asia these days.

Who would have thought that, other than the hat, Dennis Rodman’s fashion choices would have held up better than Jordan and Pippin...

$35K will also be unobtanium.  As soon as you spec a steering wheel and interior, it’ll be $45K.

No Miata backgrounds? You know, so you can Zoom Zoom on Zoom.

Oh mama, give to daddy.

That purple, blue and green are nothin’ but rad, baby.

The car he started with is probably the mildest Greenwood I’ve ever seen.

I’ve never met anyone who agrees with me but Double Dash, in my humble opinion, belongs at the very bottom of the list. Every single thing about that one felt off to me’ right on down to the physics. Drifting felt especially bad to me. It's the only Mario Kart game that I haven't enjoyed.

pro-tip - if you are rebuilding your engine every two years it very much has issues. 

rebuilt every two years and I’ve had not one single issue

You guys seriously need to stop whining. You only have to hit the “Next” button 7 times, then hit CTRL-F5 9 times, next click the “Pending” link, followed by the “Show Pending” button, and finally the “Hide Pending” button. And you’re there. It couldn’t be simpler.

Irrelevant!

People who do tough dirty work for a living NEED a chrome-plated, $57,000 Sierra HD? Hmmmmm

Vans are more practical for pretty much everything you just mentioned.

How do I patent some type of combined daycare/ divorce consultancy shop?

I like the Grifo but I like the early C3 Corvette too. You could have basically the same chassis styled by Giugiaro or Bill Mitchell. As nice as this one’s bespoke Italian tailoring is, the Sears’ Best version was no slouch;

One time, Trump said the old pneumatic system was better. That’s when I knew that the newer electromagnetic system was, in fact, far superior.