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Pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom.

Greenwood?

I want an F1 car that’s powerful like a gorilla, but soft and yielding like a Nerf football. And when they gun the engine I want it to sound like the WORLD is coming to an end.

You could also wear a diaper and not have to take your ass out of your pants to poop. Thats convenience > practicality.

I strongly suggest that we punish Sen. Sandoval with some very stern Thoughts and Prayers.

That is double plus unpretty. I think it may be the ugliest thing to bear the Aston name, and it’s a real come down from their gorgeous race cars of years past. Also, someone needs to take away the carbon fiber 3D printer from the design or performance crew, give them pictures of all of these ridiculous aero

These pieces of shit are even worse. no back and just as uncomfortable.

My plan to weather the next recession is that all-you-can-eat pasta card from Olive Garden.

huh.

Hmmmm

It´s all been done.

But the ~$15,000 sports- economy-car segment is kind of a thing in Russia—just not in North America.

Literal any President would be better. Every single one of them.

Are you talking about mega rich donors that aren’t associated with companies?  I don’t know that they exist.

Boycott their companies for one.

Abflug or nothing.

They should take a page out of Porsche’s book and built a super special edition C8 that’s manual-only, kinda like the 911R... they could add $100k to the price, make it limited to 500 units, and they’ll sell out of them before they’re even announced.

It’s cool guys, Hyundai will hopefully have us covered.

Now they’re putting ears on the face-like steering wheels.

I was thinking maybe it just needs better tires but well... that’s a 275 width Pilot Super Sport in the back. That is not bad.