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7/9/19

He looks like the painting that Eliot Spitzer keeps in his attic that no one must ever see.

7/9/19

He looks like something some kids fished out of the dumpster behind Madame Tussauds.

7/9/19

He looks like some inexplicable Dobby the House Elf Popsicle that, when unwrapped, looks nothing like its depiction on said wrapper.

7/9/19

He looks like some sort of goblin figurine that someone forgot in the front seat of their car. In August.

6/28/19

I can’t believe you’re going with “SPLINTER INTERVIEW” rather than the correct “SPLINTERVIEW.”

6/27/19

Fascists are always willing to minimize the harm they do while exaggerating anything done to them, even if it’s more inconvenience than anything, as something beyond the pale that demands a response.

6/27/19

He’ll be in violation of Article I, Section 2 of the United States Constitution. But he just loves violating...

6/27/19

Is it me, or do you guys think McConnell doesn’t realize Adam wasn’t actually a mayor at 18 who bankrupted his city? Like, I get the idea he thinks he is literally reminding Adam of his previous failure....

6/26/19

While Warren arguably received the lion’s share of the speaking time on the debate stage

6/14/19

Ha! How have I forgotten Chris O’Dowd? This is a crime. He is easily The Most Approachable Chris:

6/13/19

Seconding Chris O’Dowd!

6/13/19

I nominate Chris O’Dowd. He was great in Bridesmaids and hilarious in The IT Crowd.

6/13/19

I move that we ban Chris Pratt from future Chris rankings and nominate both Chris Messina and Chris O’Dowd for future considerations.

6/12/19

I’d say that he ended up doing all right, all right all right.

6/12/19

In between, can she be the new Columbo?

6/11/19

An outright fabrication? One that paints her in a bad light?

6/11/19

I would LOVE to see a list of the congressmen and women that weren’t there.

6/5/19

I hate this godforsaken song as much as any other parent, but at least it’s stupid catchy melody can be incorporated into just about anything you want to say, so you can flip it and use it against your kids so that they eventually grow to hate it as much as you do: “Bruuuush your teeth, do do do-do do, brush your…

6/4/19

100% this.

5/29/19

House Democrats are currently devising a plan to create a strategy to discuss the notion of considering the possibility of holding a meeting to whiteboard ideas for creating a task force to determine the viability of further exploring the possibility of maybe subpoenaing Mueller.