I’m sorry but this kabuki theatre has been done before. We’ve seen pharma CEO’s raked over the coals before. Shit, they even threw Shkreli in prison for 7 years, and it hasn’t lowered prices a bit.

+Kate McKinnon Lindsay Graham impression

How this is going to go down:

His BRIDE!? What, is she 20?

Jon McNaughton is the Ben Garrison of Thomas Kinkades.

“Maybe you guys should get a sense of humor and try it sometime, but he simply made a joke." - Sarah Sanders. I'm sure she's used this other times, but this was in response to questions after Trump was denigrating Tillerson's intelligence. 

Given that Cardi lifted “okurrr” from people with more creativity and worse branding than she has, I think she’s exactly the Thomas Edison of okurrr. 

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Aunt Becky has not said ‘I am sorry’ once! At least Huffman plead guilty and issues a remorseful statement that seems sincere.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Donald J. Trump, a man credibly accused of rape by his ex-wife, who was recorded both uttering the infamous “grab ‘em by the pussy,” comments and telling Howard Stern to refer to his (Trump’s) daughter, Ivanka, as “a piece of ass,” tweeted this.

...because of course he did.

What Biden is accused of—and is on the record…

This, to be clear, is not allowed.

“She’s up front about her positions and you have to respect that.”

“We don’t have time for hugs and kisses,” Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-La.), former chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus, said in an interview, hugging and kissing Bustos for taking a hard line to protect the party’s donors, whom he was taking a brief break from hugging and kissing.

Noooo, you just gave Trump 30 terms!

Oh. You mean her?

“YOU WERE AT MY WEDDING, DENISE!”

It is indeed ridiculous to say that a guy who specifically said Trump’s white supremacy inspired him to commit these murdered may have been inspired to commit these murders by Trump’s white supremacy.