Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

I am vowing to actively NOT patronize any advertisers on this site. And that goes triple for any auto-play shit.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I know I’ll probably remain in the greys forever, but I just wanted to point out that the post addressing the autoplay videos is gone. Hopefully it gets reposted or addressed, that seems shady AF since they never delete posts here.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

“Georgulas learned after the marriage that Younger had been married twice before (she was only aware of one previous marriage) and that he had lied to her about a host of things, including his military experience, his income, and his job experience. Younger, who claimed to have served for years in the Marines,…

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Yeah, no. My interest in any case in which women fight an abusive patriarchal system does not extend to instances in which those same women willingly and gleefully worked to oppress and abuse others.

I’d watch a show about Marie if Gilligan was attached.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHY IS THE SOCIALIST COMMIE NOT SCRAPPING AND STARVING AND WAITING IN A FOODLINE FOR HER POTATOE AND VODKA RATION WHY IS THE COMMIE SCUM SMILING AND ENJOYING HER LIFE AND APPEARING REASONABLY CONTENT

And how is Ellen getting off scot free rooting for the Cowboys. 

But enough about the president.

I would suggest Biden stay in the race, if only to have Trump commit more impeachable offences attempting to have Biden investigated. Last week it was Ukraine, yesterday China, what country will it be today?

Yeah, their strategy has been just to blurt out over and over again that there was no quid pro quo, so it’s all good.  It’d be like if I was being investigated for assault with a deadly weapon and was like, “I don’t even own a gun” even though the guy was beat with a tire iron.  

I feel like I’m just shouting into the void, but it doesn’t fucking matter if there was a quid pro quo, he was soliciting something of value from a foreign government to help with the election. That’s illegal in itself. Including a quid pro quo would make it more egregious, but it’s still fucking impeachable without…

This is so fucking obvious, but we all know that his supporters will be crawling out of their burrows to defend him and using this as “proof” of no quid pro quo.

I firmly think that if the Senate votes and acquits him, the DNC should start openly soliciting help from foreign interests to take out their Senators. If you’re going to say it’s normal, let’s make it normal.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.