“in 2016, Donald Trump privately instructed his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, to lie to Congress about secret plans to build a Trump Tower in Moscow.”

“Apparently, Democrats have grown tired of playing fair. This bill would weaponize the FEC with a 3-to-2 partisan makeup.”

Everyone yesterday: That’s a savvy political move by Pelosi, but she risks being seen as petty.

“Look, maybe there was no collusion with a foreign power, maybe there was collusion by several members of the campaign but the guy running the organization certainly never knew, maybe it was a long time ago, maybe we have an illegally-installed administration, maybe that administration is woefully inept and corrupt,…

You may be a piece of shit if...

I agree with Ari, actually! And along those lines: Everyone who ever caucused with Steve King should also be booted from Congress.

“Refuses to watch the Washington Wizards until they get rid of John Wall.”

Using her brilliant logic back on her, I would respond “If you like walls so much, why don’t you marry one?”

You cannot simply

It was never the same after it had that “L” forcibly inserted...

I live in Michigan, and EXACTLY the same bullshit is going on at this moment! The GOP lost the executive branch here too, and we passed three referenda that are progressive-leaning, and the lame duck Republicans are doing everything they can to stymie the will of the voters. The only positive on Michigan’s side is…

All of a sudden, you have a completely different problem

I'd prefer to use the Mendoza method to problem solving in this case; molotov cocktails.

Dammit, we voted for an independent progressive, not somebody in the pocket of Big Intern!

SOOOOOO.. let me get this straight.. Volunteers are making and distributing food to the homeless.. And this is somehow bad because of what “might” happen to them (nevermind what actually IS happening to them) and rather than help/aid they would rather destroy the food (in the process wasting money/resources.. when a…

I hope they call it Election Night 2: Recount Boogaloo 

9. Properly fitted suits

7. Empty KFC buckets

“It’s less about impressing women than it is ensuring that they are not profoundly horrified by you.”

Yes did anyone look at his calendar???