I’m sorry but without strong evidence of bullying, I’m going to have to say it would be irresponsible, even dangerous for me to get on the slippery slope of listening and caring about anything she says.

Let’s put aside the sexual assault allegations for just a moment (and I believe Dr. Ford—certainly much moreso than I believe Kavanaugh’s denials—but I’m coming to a point), and consider only the character of Judge Kavanaugh as revealed in his testimony last Thursday.

Yeah, just the other day I wanted a better price on a car, so I asked the dealer to think about giving me a better price and then I signed the original offer sheet.

He’s voting to confirm, but, and I cannot stress this enough, he’s doing it with a frowny face. So that’s a moral win. 

Eddieee did not give affection!...

And who the fuck had a calendar in High School, let alone kept it for the last 36 years?!? 

That’s what I love about these internet commenters, man — they keep getting older and still having the same rage.

As we said before, all the shuttlebuses are being used to take illegal immigrants to the polls for voting. We’re urging people to carpool to a metro rail location and —look this was all in the August newsletter.

an excerpt from the Jerry Jones Marriage Seminar™:

Yeah, I could deal with the three-movie-a-month limit (seems reasonable and sustainable), but once they started blacking out showtimes, I was done. The email claimed they’ll offer “up to six movies a day.” However, for the past week I would check and I would only have the option to see limited showings for two movies…

That tweet is delicious to unpack in its circular logic.

#MePew

Rudy: “My client’s long-time lawyer and confidante is not credible because he has spent so many years lying on behalf of my client, who is credible.”

Hey! He’s barely getting by with 16,000 acres!

This is a major major major major comment.

Everyone could save themselves a lot of time, money, and effort by just watching The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938 Errol Flynn version), which is still - 80 years after it was made - the best Robin Hood film of all time.

I didn’t mean to say he couldn’t not have done anything other than something not unlike what some might hesitate to not refer to as never not resembling what can’t be described as not being treason. I just meant to say he is not not a traitor to his country.

On today’s episode of Eating Our Own, we sit down with a senator and ask her why she voted against most of Trump’s appointments but not all of them. And while she did a good thing, why does she think other things were also good?

Chris Pine might be the #1 American Chris, but Chris O’Dowd is the #1 International Chris.

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign