Amy Sedaris is a GODDAMN NATIONAL TREASURE. That is all.

Spoiler alert: They’re all cowards. I think everyone in the GOP is a coward until they retire. Then I think they’re even worse cowards for waiting till they have nothing to lose to do this shit.

A PR stunt so shitty that even the milquetoast Peter King felt comfortable firing off a critical take.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

Humanitarianism in American politics is dead. Politicians don’t even have to pay it lip service anymore.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

IT 2: Did You Turn it Off and On Again?

I’d be fully on board with memorializing Southern history through the use of Southern Comfort or mint juleps.

I hear you. It would be one thing if a 200 foot cross that you can see from the highway as you drive through Effingham, Illinois existed. But these kinds of representations of Jesus are just unheard of in America.

“One of Newton’s resulting photos wound up in the band’s press kit, and another on a poster.” But guess how many photos from the photo shoot ended up in the article about the photo shoot?

Joel Osteen just remembered Jesus’ famous teachings:

Funny no one had to ask Mattress Matt to open his doors. What a sleaze.

Fixed.

I mean, on NFL Mondays, you will see every highlights from every game played on Sunday. Every one.

Oh, that quote from George Orwell is so damn ironic. Since these people have literally and figuratively sainted the Confederate soldiers and their leaders. They have slanted history by formally declaring that it was never about slavery, that it was about state’s rights. Covering up the whole of history with a nice,…

Counter argument: It’s okay to punch Nazis.

The angst this book produces in those that hate it is so baffling to me. As a child of the 80's I found it to be a fun, silly romp that allowed my mind to spin up memories of days gone by. Now the chic thing to do is tear it down like its Dostoyevsky.

Having not heard of Nippert Stadium before (my only trip to Cincy was for one day on a business trip and I stayed over in Kentucky for some reason, and I don’t follow UC football or Cincinnati FC), I looked it up on Wikipedia. Here’s how the stadium got its name:

Coming clean literally minutes before the NYT is set to expose you is not transparency, especially not when you’ve been lying for months about the thing you’re being “transparent” about. He self-published emails that he damn well knew the NYT already had because they had reached out to him for a comment, and decided…

GoFundMe is the Obamacare replacement, fyi.