Headline: Matt Goetz kicked out of impeachment hearing

That fridge certainly looks like a lot of money went into it.

Ashley, I’m glad you’re still here. I will miss your other colleagues. 

TREASON WIRCH HUNT!

I think she is interchangeably using “be kind to”, which I am on board with, and “be friends with”, which I am not on board with.

Asset stripping, but done on a nationwide scale.

He seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

Tweet in an hour. “As you can see my hands are yoogly bigly. Fake news says my hands are not big. WRONG! SAD! No collusion you crane bullshit.”

Are they judging on an episodic basis, or competition-long one?

Counter argument: My child is convinced there is a monster in the closet, even though I swear to her there is no monster in the closet. Finally I say, “Let’s check again, together.” So we open the closet door and make sure there is no monster in the closet.

Yep, that's all they are going to focus on.

Trump climbs onto the GOP’s back and the party begins to fight the inquiry, but before it even really begins, Trump opens his mouth and begins to speak, dooming them both. The dying GOP asks why, to which Trump replies “I couldn’t help it. It’s in my nature.”

Electorate reminds Biden he definitely will not win nomination for President.

Melania does not appear to be a strong proponent of anything.  

afterK*E*V*I*N

Turns, addresses camera:  It really was.

With his tiny hands we are not there yet.

Guys guys guys guys guys, what is going on here?

“For a female perspective on this scandal, we turn to a woman.”