This impeachment stew is good, but its missing a little something.  A little dash of Pompeo, aaaaaand....Oooh just a tiny bit of Seb Gorka.  Not too much.  A little Gorka goes a long way.

WHERE IS MY DIET COKE AND FRIED CHICKEN BREAKFAST GODDAMN IT I HIT THE FUCKING DIET COKE BUTTON THREE TIMES THIS IS TREASON

Now its time for How Did They Get Elected?

Welcome to the Democratic National Debate. Everyone who is for medicare for all please raise your hand.

Ned Ryerson! “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”?

Reading the comments on that tweet is like looking into Bizarro America.

The whistleblower is a metaphor.  The whistleblower is Bret Stephens.

Pictured here, vulnerable freshman:

Dear President Trump,

Normally its tragic when someone realizes they are not the hero of their own story.

So, just so I have the math straight,

As far as I’m concerned, a Dodge Stratus is a super cool car.

How about a Fresca?

The last post they stated Klobuchar was the answer.   Now they say Warren.  I am not sure about the authenticity of these posts.  Sometimes I doubt their commitment to Sparkle Motion.

If only they had some sort of person that could direct these communications.

LNot so. Yesterday I went to McDonalds and ordered one large fry, and they gave me this container with more than one. So many was the same as one. Same thing! When Trump mentions Biden in a phone call three times, thats basically one time, and one is just one more than zero. Just like french fries. Treason =…

Or another way, “In the impeachment tug-of-war, Tlaib finally drags a kicking and screaming Pelosi over the line.”

Warning:  Sexy priest isn't until season 2.  Season 1 has Arsehole Guy instead.  Seriously, that's his name.

You don't get a standing ovation for doing your fucking job.  

Agreed.