Is there?

Also, its okay to do treason as long as a family member of some politician somewhere also maybe might have done something sketchy one time.

Them: “Think of the children!”

Wait for it......Wait for it.....

Boris Johnson, near the Thames, with a spy ring.

Will concur that Raos should have been the correct answer.

Is this the first one in the “Why Your Politician Sucks” series?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU DUMB LUMP OF SHEEP SHIT IT WAS NOT HER JOB TO TREAT YOU NICELY.  

Me, circa 2000: I hate cable.  They bundle everything up into one big service and I have to pay one bill for all of these channels, half of which I never watch. I wish they did a la carte, where I could pick and choose the channels I want and just pay for those.

Also, death rate for living people:  0%.  TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!

This passes the Newt test, and is correct.

A rational, reasoned response. I expect smooth sailing from here.

Cruz: What’s one step up from doing nothing? I mean, I want to do nothing, but at least appear that I’m doing something, but I don’t really want to do something, so I don’t want to put a lot of effort into something when what I really want to do is nothing.

The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung, to which the scorpion replies “I couldn’t help it. It’s in my nature.”

Apparently they really don’t like movies about rapists who get caught.

Remember 9/12 when everyone was scared and glued to there televisions and we weren’t really sure what was happening and they were pulling bodies out of rubble and with every minute that passed the possibility of more survivors grew smaller and smaller?

You may also remember Jim Cramer from the time he got absolutely de-fucking-stroyed by Jon Stewart on The Dsily Show.

+1 sternly worded email to your boss

On the one hand, Billy Bush is a no-talent, vapid, sycophantic flake.