Susan Collins has serious concerns...about the democrats inability to vote for this nonpartisan office.

Remember 1,000 years ago when Dan Savage gave a definition to “Santorum”? I feel like doing something stupid and then claiming you meant to do something stupid on purpose for, umm, reasons I guess (?) should be called a “Rubio”.

After a long deliberation, I have come to the sad conclusion that Aggie Kenny is not a good court room sketch artist.  Nothing against them personally, and I’m sure they have a great artistic vision, and they are a much better artist than I.  But that picture looks nothing like who they are supposed to be.

Are these questions supposed to be intentionally confusing? “Isn’t it true that you did not purposefully not try to not find him not exculpatory of not performing acts that are not obstruction of justice?”

Follow the money Ted.  Who bankrolled Army fascist killers?  That’s the true enemy.

I dunno, the iron range is still pretty pro-idiot, and that’s where he got most of his votes last time.

Are certain presidents racist? I don’t know, I’m just asking a question. Is someone who makes racist statements, has a history of racist actions, is loved by other racists, and is an absolute racist, are they racist? Again, I’m just asking a question here.  And I’m not naming any names, and I’m not saying he is. …

But his Netflix comedy specials are really funny.

That’s too bad.  I liked him as the dad on “Frazier”.

2020 Omar Campaign Slogan: Send Her Back!

Hannity: “I don’t think Jeffrey Epstein was raping underage girls as much as saying older women are repugnant.”

That’s what gets me. Not the fucking idiot at the podium, but the thousands of people in front of him lapping it up and doing the shouting and cheering and applauding. Are you proud of yourself? Do you realize you come across as a nazi? Not like a nazi, but an actual literal nazi. Do you realize in 50 years when they…

No clicks are the new clicks!

UPDATE: I was reading it wrong. The rule is way old, the years cited is just recent examples of when it was enforced. Which would make sense as to why there are a lot of examples in the last few years.

If I’m reading that correctly, it looks as though many of those rules were added in 2016 and 2017. Why would a Republican controlled House add such rules limiting themselves like that?

I give your heated political rhetoric a 6/10 on the Scoville Scale.

Thank you for putting this into oldspeak for me, I couldn’t follow it either.

I think this is a great way to choose a president! Announce an open contest stating the person that can do the most push-ups gets to be president. Anyone that enters the contest should absolutely not be considered for president.

Trump swears = locker room talk.

See, in Sophie’s Choice the mom had to choose which kid. Here the kid gets to choose which parent. Total opposite!