You were close! She disagrees strongly...with the Democrats. Also, Trump should delete that tweet, that would solve everything.
You were close! She disagrees strongly...with the Democrats. Also, Trump should delete that tweet, that would solve everything.
Added Trump, “I’m not saying, I’m just saying...” followed by “Whatever”, then “I’m not here to make friends.”
No, not you Ivanka. Sit your feckless butt down.
If only senators had been aware of all of this prior to his confirmation vote, maybe we wouldn’t be here in the first place.
Like Trump tweets, there’s a Simpson quote for everything.
Trump must’ve thrown him a sock.
I’m going to start doing black tar heroin.
That would explain the sun shining outside, the birds singing, and the chipmunks hanging ribbons on the trees.
“May it please the court, why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does…
They could (and I’m just spitballing here) not take the case.
despite the fact that he owns a private island, dubbed “Pedophile Island” (really) by locals
She should’ve asked to interview him in the interviewing truck, not the fucking truck. 100% her fault.
A moment of silence please for the true victim in all this, Alex Acosta.
He looks like the “before” picture in a Hair Club for Cro-Magnon Men ad.
He looks like a Mr. Potato Head factory reject used as ironic decoration in a tiki bar called Shooter McDrinkys.
“Your honor, I get that last month I was caught robbing a bank. And I get that you may get all this information about last month and what I’ve done and not done. And, you know, I am just not going to go there. If we keep doing that, that’s... I mean, we should be debating what we do from here.”
“Everything’s fine!”
Bipartisanship! If they are nice to Trump and McConnell, then the centrist Republicans will work across the aisle and get policy that’s good for America passed.
Homelessness: It’s Inappropriate!
Yet another reminder that we saw 20 possible alternatives to this asshole in the last 2 days, and ANY of them (well, okay, maybe 19 out of 20) would be an improvement.