I haven’t been told to do it, but I absolutely shower and change clothes immediately after returning home from a grocery trip.
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Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…
I mean, looking at his biography he doesn’t exactly sound like a ScotNat (are there many Yemeni-born Surrey Dwelling ScotNats) and in fact he looks and sounds like your typical Home Counties Upper-Classhole type so his appreciation for tartan sounds a bit... strange.
*Obi-Wan glides over Maul’s head while pulling his lightsaber towards him*
I believe we call that “Darth Maul-ing”... where you initially write a character who’s so dangerous he can take on two jedi at once... in fact he’s SO good he kills the older, better, and more experienced one, at which point... shit, logically he’s going to slaughter McGregor now isn’t he?
“Oh boy, a new James Corden movie!” - absolutely fucking no one, not even his mother
Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.
There was a scene in season 5 that, for all the over-analysis of prophecies and whatnot, wasnt really mentioned in the lead up to this season. Bronn asks Jaime how he wants to die and Jaime says in the arms of the woman he loves. So sadly this shit was in the works for a while, but I agree his character just yoyoed…
I just laugh at the people still in denial last week, thinking Jamie was riding off to kill Cersei. Like I know the writing’s been so bad, but at least pay attention; They weren’t being subtle about Jamie’s state of mind.
Said after the last episode: There is nothing imaginable they could do to redeem themselves (D&D) after. No ending could justify the ham handed poorly writen events of last week...and yet.
Honestly maybe even worst served than Dany’s arc was Jaime’s.
What in the seven hells was Jaime’s plan? Did he seriously want to run back to Cersei, even when it was clear she hired a hitman to kill him? The framing of their death being tragic was really weird.
“The Night King was so determined to kill Bran that it distracted him from a victory thousands of years in the making. Why lose your focus if Bran was secretly one of them already?”
It’s sort of possible that the three eyed raven is the one who talked the children of the forest into creating the night king in the first…
It’s not limited to the holidays. Amazon has been deliberately lying about delivery times for orders for a couple of years now. I was an early Prime adopter and literally only buy from Amazon if the item is listed as Prime eligible. Items don’t show up and Amazon tries to tell me the item wasn’t Prime eligible. I…
Prediction: In 3 years, a “4-door-coupe” based on the Mustang with virtually the same specs as the Fusion.
“Please just punish this low level peon for the thing I accept responsibility for.”
At first, I was going to applaud Maryland for throwing these douchebags under the bus, but then I saw the part about Court getting a severance package on his way out the door, and the school “promising to do its best” to make sure unpaid student athletes don’t die at football practice anymore.
I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…