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At least finish out the season.  They did a mid-season halt of Bob’s Burgers too.

Remember when he was “America’s Mayor” because he had the good fortune to be the lame-duck mayor of New York when it was hit by a devastating terrorist attack? Remember that? Remember how the entire country suddenly loved him simply because he (somehow) projected “courage” at the right moment? Time Man of the Year

I have been on and around escalators my entire life, but man are those Metro ones looooong, and by association, steep...

Unbelievably depressing to see the reviews for this show just . . . quit. What even is this site anymore.

I actually got to stand next to a new Ford Ranger the other day. I was shocked at how huge it was. Apparently Ford is more interested in selling the trucks it wants to sell than listening to people and building a truck they want to buy.

Man. I didn’t know this about her and it’s the whitest, most Republican thing anyone can say. Like “born on 3rd base but thinks she hit a triple” shit. I’m surprised no one has called her out on this bullshit but I guess she was really good at playing up how “relatable” she was. Oy. So she supports anti-LGBTQ and

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I just listened and she sounds like she’s doing an impression of Adrien Brody getting banned from SNL

I think I speak for everyone when I say, this was still on???

Elliott turning an interrogation into a makeover was an absolute highlight. He’s such an idiotic character, but Early does an amazing job making him just charming enough that you can understand how he skates through life. His mix of ease and disdain with his parents also kept his character feeling grounded, despite

I haven’t been told to do it, but I absolutely shower and change clothes immediately after returning home from a grocery trip.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it

I mean, looking at his biography he doesn’t exactly sound like a ScotNat (are there many Yemeni-born Surrey Dwelling ScotNats) and in fact he looks and sounds like your typical Home Counties Upper-Classhole type so his appreciation for tartan sounds a bit... strange.

*Obi-Wan glides over Maul’s head while pulling his lightsaber towards him*

I believe we call that “Darth Maul-ing”... where you initially write a character who’s so dangerous he can take on two jedi at once... in fact he’s SO good he kills the older, better, and more experienced one, at which point... shit, logically he’s going to slaughter McGregor now isn’t he?

“Oh boy, a new James Corden movie!” - absolutely fucking no one, not even his mother

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the