We could expose players to iterative design in video games again, but try it a little differently this time.

I can’t even start to watch it - I loved the comics when they came out, but the idea of dedicating time to this is... Not my idea of a good time right now

Most people don’t become stable mature adults until their late twenties or early thirties when middle age creep settles their hormones.

In the abstract, this kind of heavy handed government intervention (especially with strong homophobia thrown in) is bad. But if part of this action is taking a sledgehammer to game design that is purposefully targeting the same addictions that gambling does to extract wealth from addicts (especially targeting kids),…

I see you haven’t heard of the Mu variant. Buckle up kids. This ride is gonna get real bumpy. 

If I had a “This” meme or the desire to search one up, that’d fit too. We are probably fucked by winter. This shit is probably gonna get called ironically the “freedom variant”, due it coming from America if another one DOES pop up.

Just wait until winter when it spreads more through all the other states. Or redneck country breeds out a new variant. Whatever happens first.

I was young once. I never talked like that. It’s a tool trait, not a youth trait.

He broverdid it.

I find it rich that people who are all “Wahh! We don’t know these celebrities, it’s none of our business what they do!” are the same people clicking on celebrity news and feel self-righteous. Look, if it wasn’t a national celebrity you’d be gossiping about the people in town. This is not a new phenomenon.

It is rather shocking to discover that a man in charge of a gaming company thinks women can’t be trusted to make decisions for themselves.

I rarely go to Starbucks, but one time I’m in the Tampa Airport and it’s early, so I decide to hit the Starbucks kiosk. There’s a woman ahead of me on the phone and instead of hanging up or mostly taking her call and ordering, she’s also now trying to engage the two baristas and me in her conversation. She orders a…

the ‘chocolate’ tastes like shit.

If I showed you a photo of a piece of milk chocolate shaped like a teardrop, would a Hershey Kiss come to mind?

How many times is Kanye gonna have to punch down before people actually hold him to it? Shit is getting really gross.

The unsung heroes of Starbucks are the people who know what they want in advance, that it is a simple thing, they pay in cash which they have ready, don’t fuck about with special orders or hitting on the server, and they clear out quick once their order is ready.

I generally feel that bacon wrapped anything is a bad scene. It just never works out like you want it too. One element is usually too raw and the other is too crisp. 

Helpful hint, people: please do not use apple cider vinegar on your armpits thinking it can replace deodorant. You’ll just smell offensively of vinegar and BO.

It refers to an undeclared black ancestor somewhere in someone’s lineage.