“Yabushige and the Anjin are goshawks. Short-winged and predictable.”

“Hitler was, you know, a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners.”

Pretty much my exact thoughts ever since its incarnation. AND i’ve got 17 more years of existence than you. So this is the dumbest fucking thing for at least HALF A CENTURY.

This whole deal, is, by far, the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my 34 years of existence. What in the actual fuck is this, and what kind of absolute fucking imbecile would pay for any of this? What is this for? What is the purpose? What are you even “playing”?

In other, completely unrelated news:

As others have mentioned, Denny’s is ridiculously expensive now for what it is. I live in the south, if I want a greasy diner breakfast in a shabby ambience that might involve a meth-fueled fistfight, I can go to Waffle House and pay less than half of what Denny’s is charging for the experience.

Sure, but Denny’s was never about “better.” They were about $2.99 grand slam breakfasts.

Denny’s is about getting cheap breakfast at 2AM after a night of drinking.

There’s no need for Denny’s (or IHOP, for a more expensive option) if you have 3-5 mom n’ pops offering the same shit at $3-$4 cheaper.

One time at a Denny’s, this dude came in raging at a guy sitting alone because the guy sitting had sex with angry guy’s wife. Despite having the high ground, angry guy didn’t do well and sitting guy managed to pull him to the ground. Fortunately, sitting guy stayed surprisingly calm and just kind of pinned angry guy…

If you can’t read between the lines of this story about a shitty celebrity coming into an unethically low-paying job and complaining about the location’s low sales numbers on his trash merch, then I’d argue that you’re more likely the person who’s never done retail work. That wouldn’t be fun for anyone but the largest…

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

The “New” Huy Fong tastes similiar enough to the “Old” that I cannot tell the difference, and I have friends in the industry who occasionally gave me a stashed bottle of the “Old” which truly tastes almost identical to the “New”.

I’m at a point where I couldn’t give a single shit less about a more powerful console. Keep the power the same, deliver games that can actually meet the power we do have.
Give us games that are actually fun to play.
Cut this AAA big budget bullshit. We don’t need ultrarealism. We need fun and Style.
If there’s one…

This is exactly why fanboys are idiots when they want one or the other to fail.  If only one of these companies is ever left standing, you can be rest assured you’ll get the minimum possible effort on future consoles.

Man, my PS5 still feels like a newish addition to my console collection. I have no desire for an upgrade. It doesn't even feel like games are pushing it to its limits yet.

This isn’t really new to Remake though—Cloud has always been able to summon Bahamut ZERO to fire lasers from low earth orbit, and yet unable to break the lock on a wooden door or whatever.

Some would say spending too much money is what got them in their current position.

“I was wrong all of this time, Xbox doesn’t care about us, Microsoft doesn’t care about us. We’ve been fighting this war for nothing.”

They should bring back the Hamburgler and make him the lead mascot too. I went to one recently and it was over $40 (CDN) for three people. Felt like I got robbed ffs.