I love how the original post dismisses The Good Place as “the dumb show before [Will and Grace]” then complains “is there nothing new in Hollywood?”

Nothing quite as refreshing when stepping out of the shower as getting whipped in the face with a tiny metal bride figurine while trying to dry my hair.

Because Bridesmaids is badly written? Extremely thin characterizations and structurally unsound. Young Adult was *far* more deserving of an Oscar nod for Original Screenplay that year. Or We Need to Talk About Kevin. Or Take This Waltz. All written by women, all better scripts than Bridesmaids.

I find it more concerning that people aren’t in the fucking streets protesting Republican intransigence regarding the investigation of the treacherous, duplicitous, desperately stupid manipulation of our election. I have no fux left to give about the need to read Tarot, horoscopes, or chicken entrails. In fact, if a…

If you’re not watching In the Kitchen with David, I don’t know what to tell you.

yes that’s what I loved about it... the fact that they didn’t try to create non existent conflict and drama and it was JUST about the baking. that’s why I stopped watching project runway. I could not care less about the contestant drama, all I care about is the fashion. I used to DVR it and fast forward straight to…

When items like bar soap or sunscreen or whatever go on a BOGO sale, I use a Sharpie to write 1/2 & 2/2 on them, so when 1/2 gets to the end, I know there’s a 2/2 still sitting in the closet. When I get to the end of 2/2, I know I’m actually about to be out.

JANEWAAAAThe fuck

Thank you.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the desire to support a religion that actively hates you. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face, sobs woman who voted for Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

It’s that time of year where wiccans complain about how much they hate explaining they’re not that kind of witches.

In guessing somebody dumb enough to call herself a witch is probably incompetent in many other areas besides critical thought. Perhaps she just was bad at her job.

It looks just like a thingy...

I saw that on Rachel Maddow’s show about the guy who couldn’t get the hats and bumper stickers and thought it was weird. Then I saw the OTHER report about Fred Trump’s rental “policies” and I sort of died completely and crumpled onto the floor. Then I (somehow) saw the clip of Newt Gingrich claiming Megyn Kelly was…

Please leave butternut squash out of this. Try something more suitable, like Cheez Whiz.

Long-awaited? I think you mean dreaded.

omg go to the library

I still miss the fuck out of “Don’t Trust the B-- in Apt 23.” I watch it all the time on Netflix and want new episodes soooo badly.

“Fuck Portlandia! Transmisogyny – Racism – Gentrification – Queer Antagonism – Devaluation of Feminist Discourse.”