Why the fuck would I want to go to the theater to watch an adult-oriented drama? I can watch this from the comfort of my own home.

A small reminder, both Katy Perry and Mariah Carey have been accused of repeated instances sexual misconduct and Jezebel is giving them a free pass. Billy Bush, in comparison, wass accused of basically smiling and nodding as part of his job.as suck-up to celebrities.

Personally, I maintain that the 90s movies are the best and only representation of the Brady Bunch that should be watched. Every time I see a cash grab movie revival of some nostalgia IP, I long for the subversive yet loving take that the Brady Bunch movies provided

I can just mention Sleestak to a buddy of mine and he shudders.

I think maybe what Dale and Rich are most worried about is the possibility that straight people might realize being gay doesn’t make you inherently interesting.

People laugh, but she was brave enough to marry a mortal even though her mother is dead set against it.

How about Dr. Shrinker or Wonderbug?

As someone who has been watching since the eighties, it pains me to say this - I’m on the verge of tapping out. The occasional bad episode I can handle. Hell, the right bad episode can still be entertaining (the Horns of Nimon, for example) - but the show has been a chore to get through up to this point.

Every reference to The Critic is much appreciated.

I was told that too, which gave me the perfect opportunity to put my smize into action.

If you can’t call kids “little dude” or “El Duderino,” then what’s the point?

I have 3 of them in my bedroom so the Google Employees that are listening in can hear how bad I am at the sex.

Do you demand satisfaction of your idiotic “dietary needs” every time you eat a meal provided by someone else?

Self-righteousness makes me ill. Does that count?

eh...this is...weird...or the application of it is weird. Where I work (SUPER diversified racially, but not M/W), the women get tons of credit, but it feels almost like babying than sincere recognition. After a while it comes off as though the acts are an accomplishment BECAUSE they are women. I KNOW the intent isn’t…

And oddly, I learned about Cold War British politics from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Amazon Prime could straight up murder someone in front of me and I’d help it hide the body and give it an alibi.

Wait, what?

you caught a funny scene in Mad about you!? So lucky.

The way white conservative women are protected from every perceived insult, even from other white women, is unreal. Let me know when conservatives apologize for comparing Michelle Obama to a monkey or calling Muslim women diaper heads. Until that happens, Sarah can expect a few jokes at her expense.