Was the Mexican pilot a man? If so, science says it isn't his fault.

No.

It's just a Buffalo Hand Warmer

I'm of the mind that you get one switch of sporting allegiance per lifetime, and you better have a damn good, solidly defensible reason for why you made the change.

Good thing Maldonado wasn't driving that F1 car. He'd have crashed into the truck in mid air (somehow).

I do appreciate this level of sinister trickery. I do not feel bad for Wal*Mart's profits, as I'm sure they're a big boy and can handle a bit of technically-okay grifting. I think I'm okay with this.

He didn't actually announce that he was taking his talents with him to Cleveland. Pretty irresponsible of him, IMHO.

11.Left talents in South Beach. Finding decent movers in Miami is a bitch.

What? You think they all look the same, or something?

Story time!

Hey anti soccer folks, two questions: 1) why are you so scared of soccer and try to downplay how much more popular it's getting here in America every time World Cup comes rolling around, and 2) why you do guys consistently come here to try and convince people like me are fans that soccer isn't a 'cool' sport and…

It was him who got beat on the second goal too

That's OK, France owes a lot to Algeria for the 98' win.

Man, the Algerians are making the Koreans look like the Wretched of the Earth.

Seattle has a legitimate soccer fanbase. The Sounders average like 40k fans per game, which is more than most European teams average in Europe. You don't put that much dedication into a sport when you only like it "ironically".

If I'm talking to my mother, I go back and forth without even noticing, especially if I'm excited or arguing.

Well it's still an American network aimed at Latinos like myself who probably have proficiency in both languages.

When I was a kid we had a problem with mice, so my dad just put our cat in the vents. A week later she meowed that she wanted out and we never saw another mouse in our home.