I’m too squimish to google...what is it?

Say wha wha wha? Let me help you translate the joke: W: “We talk about dick a lot and you don’t get to be home much which means not much dick and that sucks cause women are allowed to enjoy having sex and want some for their own enjoyment. You go get yours, girl!”

*so much conflict in my internal dialogue* “Her looks don’t matter, the racist shitbaggery enablement that that 65 year old woman does what matters...WAIT WHAT?!”

“Shitfaced driving drunk” = “the fault of the liquid refreshment”. That is some A+, goldstar, bullshit truth massaging. Bravo, asshole; bravo.   

Maybe I’ll follow that plot line from Veep where she’s still learning to use Twitter and accidentally sends a DM as a Tweet. I’d love to see that happen. I mean for heaven’s sake, the guy can’t even be bothered to tag @Boeing when he’s bitching about them.

This has been irking me all day. The PR angle is that they’re a regular ol’ family putting the kids first.

Long time reader, first time commenter, and this is really more “generic election doom and gloom” than article related, but there’s no “Thursday Night Social” and I feel like every day this week has needed a “Talk About Your Feelings” space.