Rude. #NotAllChiropractors! My chiropractor is excellent and does not tell me not to get vaccines. (Why the fuck would a chiropractor even care? Stay in your lane chiropractors!) These people are bizarre...

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

Friend, you can never take cats too seriously. To be on the safe side, we have 3. (We have an orange tabby too, which we call our red headed stepchild since he doesn’t match the rest of our menagerie.)

I can’t wait for the Bachelorette where the woman just plows through all the guys in like one night. My kind of lady.

“I did think it would be cats that finally took us down though. Unless they are the ones behind the machines.”

since we’re talking math (percentages)

OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY ASKED OBAMA “We good?” AND ASKED HIM WHO HIS GUYS WERE THIS IS THE BEST

I am so proud of him it is bordering on absurd. When he said the President was coming on the show before his Jude Apatow interview and was so fucking stoked I sent him the hugest mental high five. Some people don’t like him, that’s cool, but try to tell me him starting with a podcast where he could only get random…

Really hope it ends with “We good, Mr. President?”

Maron is the feel good “rags to riches" story of the last few years. If anyone feels down and out, getting older, feeling forgotten and irrelevant, look to his journey to feel a little better. Good for him! I would have never guessed his little podcast would eventually yield this.

Completely agree. She just says stuff because she knows people will believe it. I bet Obama getting elected made her happier than democrats that voted for him.

I agree with her. She is a GREAT actress. She doesn’t believe half of the outrageous statements she makes, but knows saying them brings in that sweet, sweet right wing cash.

Her... thing looks like the background to a super mario 2 level, which suits the hella low res picture...

Good lord, even vacationing in Missoni in Mykonos this woman is boring.

you’re still using phones? how edgy.

another note: talking about how over ruby rose you are also does not make you edgy.

IBS here, just give me some pizza and a beer and I will provide you with the necessary... substance.

The only Confederate flag that mattered. I never get tired of that joke.