Damn kinja. I’ll try again.

Dream or nightmare?

Miss Swift we are glad to see that you received our gift basket and that the mind control vitamin supplements are kicking in.

WHY DO MUSCLES CAUSE SO MUCH DAMAGE OVER PENCIL CURLS?!

I just posted on someone else’s post about wishing I had had a camera capturing my facial expression as I tried this without realizing I meant to try it and all of the pain that happened because of it. Then I posted and navigated away from the page and remembered I’m sore from back and chest day yesterday and the day…

Guys.

Princess (now Queen ) Elizabeth during WWII

Maybe she should stop stealing from black people tho

Guards! Seize this peasant!

You do realize that the southern United States is not the only example of slavery in the history of the world, right?

Same way a parent has to eventually tell their daughter that they’re not actually a princess or that their son can’t wear a cape to school.

But it’s going to be a great episode next season.

She’s really good to herself. I usually start these kinds of notes to myself with “Look asshole”.

“delicious green juice” vs “thing that causes cancer and heatstroke”

don’t give any ideas to TLC

I didn’t know this was a talk I needed to have with my mother until today.

In California law, the only state where a consent law is so specific, both parties, whether it’s a heterosexual or homosexual interaction, must provide their consent.

I’ve been out of fucks to give before, but this is the first time I’ve ever been out of bruhs.

Head trauma?

Right? She goes from “why isn’t there a white history month” to fake advocacy? WTF, someone with a psych degree, enlighten us, how does such a shift occur?