Copied from my post on Gawker, since the entire Gawker empire is now following Biddle’s “I can’t get a job for Conde Nast, so I’ll attack their most-read property” weird crusade (that would deprive Gawker of a good lot of content if they had their way).

Two things:

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

Damn. I am going to run a very negative campaign next year though. Watch out!

Did I just dox you?

I’m trying desperately to log into my old MySpace profile but I can’t remember what dumbass emo 14 year old me used as a stupid fucking email address.. My username has a lot of X’s in it, though.

Ray J also had his Top 8 in Kim.

That’s because Australia is the Florida of the continents. It’s also why all the animals want to kill you so bad there.

Spouse1: So, I just realized that I hate you.

My sister’s fiancé is Australian and he told her he can’t wait to become an American citizen because the U.S. is way less crazy than Australia.

... so they are going to commit the sin of divorce?

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

Seems to me there’s an easy and obvious solution. Make more money than your husband but tell him you make around the same. Then, every day, leave an envelope stuffed with 20’s on your front porch just before he gets home.

Kim looks like a space queen. I seriously love this dress so much. >.<

You drink some fucked-up coffee.

I have no “skin in the race” and, in fact, I should be one of the people who “hate” Iggy Azalia (I’m a dark-skinned Black woman and a fan of mainstream and not-so-mainstream hip-hop—- Hot 97 Summer Jam here I come!). I just think all this hand-wringing about her is just silly.

Iggy Azealia is one of the biggest selling recording artists and highest profile celebs of the last 1.5 years. If her career were “dying” Jezebel wouldn’t devote headline after headline to her—-people with dying careers don’t get this much ink spilled in their name on pop culture blogs.

wow jia

If Kate Moss calls you basic, you basic.