Because you clearly have better things to do with your time than watch so much TV that you see commercials for shows that are canceled five minutes after their premiere. It's a good thing.

Biggest mistake ever Court? Really? THE biggest mistake. That’s the one?

I saw a few episodes last year. Worst show ever. It wasn’t like Joe Millionaire where they pulled the whole show off so perfectly and the girls actually bought it. This was awkward as hell. This guy might have looked a bit like Harry, but he had no spunk, confidence or personality to even resemble him. Shit, no…

I feel the opposite — I would rather be a million degrees too hot than two degrees too cold. God, I HATE being cold.

Being the wrong temperature upsets me, but being to hot is waaaaaay worse than being too cold.

It’s a cool 60 degrees in New York City...

Yep. I did it accidentally once. I was not paying attention and thought the comment that I was reading was very witty. Turns out I’m a narcissist.

Yo Einstein Pakistan is in the South, not the Middle East.

Um, your geography needs some work. And consider the integrity of the Duggars et al before you go wiping up anyone else.

Yo Einstein Pakistan is in the South, not the Middle East.

You mean....

I’m still holding out for the Jon Snow being half Targaryen theory

I like the idea of Kit Harington being completely clueless about fans on the internet.

Fashion’s obsession with this aesthetic is why she gets work. Why would she talk shit about that?

Policing her body isn’t the point of this initiative; she has the form she has and it’s none of our business. I think it would be overstepping, and also incredibly rude, to seek her out and grill her about her weight and health.

Of course! We have cookies and we burn bras and makeup, so remember to bring some to the next meeting. We also play darts using magazine covers as targets!

I find it hard to believe that she is just now realizing the pressure women are under to look good. How could she have lived in that house with those women and NOT seen the lengths to which her daughters have to go to be “beautiful”? Or the constant criticism that they faced on a huge scale? She’s JUST NOW realizing,…

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

because white people aren’t 6.6% of the demographics coming out of hollywood. additionally, rue was not recast as someone black, she was black in the books. louis ck’s wife isn’t being cast as someone not black, angelina jolie in salt proved that the film worked regardless of gender.