I share your displeasure, argh.

The name has already been chosen: South. When South has a child of his/her own, the single greatest brand synergy moment in history will occur: South Bysouth West

ARGH AUTOPLAY!

Then I would be single af because I am THE WORST in crises.

My favourite is “it is in my heart to forgive. I will keep her in my prayers” re Christina Aguilera saying in an interview that Mariah was rude to her.

Now, I don’t actually think this was wholly deliberate shade—I doubt that the Carters attended this wedding specifically to throw shade at Kim and Kanye—but the impact was felt nonetheless.

You don’t get a whole lot of choice when searching Google Images for “Biblical traffic jams”.

When are women going to ban men from telling women what the fuck they can and cannot do. That's what I want to know.

DAMN WOMAN! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago. Are you trying to kill me?

This is what I do every time I see Fighting Polish.

I’m an absolute baller and a SkyMaller.

I don’t really understand all the excessive hate for Buzzfeed on here lately. It’s not like they offered $10k to buy untouched Vogue photos of Lena Dunham or as if they took cheap shots at Amy Pascal’s private online purchases. Don’t worry, Jez, no one is muscling in on you.

i saw this on twitter and i dont think i’ll ever be the same

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“To be honest, men are into girls in T-shirts and white underwear.”

Cleaning up after yourself is just good manners, though.

No, she’s right. I was being absolutely serious.

I didn’t say they couldn’t have toys and a water bottle in the crate, Violet. I’m not a monster.

I think the kid should be in a pressurized crate in the cargo hold, personally.

Doesn’t anybody do coke anymore?

up to three days per dose