Americans have the worst relationship with food on the planet, so that religion analogy makes more sense than you could possibly ever know.

Nobody is insulting anyone with dietary issues. Simmer down, son.

I will never understand why anyone gives a shit about someone else’s diet, unless that diet is like, babies or human hair or something horrifying. If it’s just, you know, food? Why care? Why evangelize or make fun? It’s so weird. When I was a teenager I was a vegetarian and my extended family gave me SO MUCH shit…

I don’t need a quiz. I’m a Weekday Prom Dress For No Reason, for sure.

Is this a maxi dress? Because I wanna be this one.

I have a chaser for you: the sexiest article ever written

You feel better about this now, right? We’re all unsexy and awful. But we have each other?

I’m a maxi dress too. I think we’ve been trolled.

Yep. Making fun of someone who might be enjoying a breakfast she feels good about, wearing something she probably felt pretty in and looking at her phone. WHAT.A.STUPID.BITCH. :(

You’ll dig it, r&b with a trippy tinge. Put aside the unfortunate phrase and take a dive.

I think it sounds awesome. But if I asked for one where I live (middle of nowhere) I’m pretty sure the high schooler at the counter would be like “O_o um wat”

I find it hilarious that everyone is getting outrageously butthurt over this, but when someone writes this shit about yoga pants, everyone is suddenly on board with the body shaming “NO ONE SHOULD BE WEARING THAT” wagon.

Jezebel - you should have included a link to donate - I think a lot of readers would like to support UNFPA’s work.

Apparently they are supposed to make your mouth look more anus-like.

Maybe exclusively has sex to his own music.

Kanye has DEFINITELY had sex to his own music though.

literally my first thought. I would be murdered almost instantly.

Exhibit A:

Can you explain this reaction? I have a great stepdad, and a great dad, and all glory to the hypnotoad, they’ve never fought over us kids. I tend to think it’s good for kids to have more people who care about them in their lives, but divorced parents seem to take the position that their exes new partners are only…

but also, what isn’t hot sans-shirt plus-beer can?