Ke$ha is like, “Kind of tacky.”

First: The title of this article is great.

Is someone actually upset that Mila Kunis took their cock?

“Kristina Karo stole America’s heart.”

I have a dirty confession...I think these dresses are cute as shit. They remind me of the shifts Mia Farrow wore in Rosemary's Baby.

But alas, I am poor, fat, white trash. Maybe if I throw a NASCAR jacket over one of them?

Eh. I think this is just a thing famous people do anymore. “I was a geek, a loner, shy,” etc. etc. to endear themselves to the public. If there had been as many nerds back in my day as those that claim to have been now, I would have had a LOT more friends than I actually did.

So did they fuck, or what?

I’m convinced that my (9 year old, mind you) daughter pees through her dance tights. I have come to this conclusion based on the following evidence:

lmao i say it all the time

i mean

“And as he reached between the apex of her bun, his medium rare t-bone throbbed with juices overflowing. He was like her very own Christian Grey flavoured popsicle.”

wait what

When I go browse the Pintrest “food” section, it’s the same as browsing PornHub. 99% of it is “UGH, why would anyone want that???” But then there’s that 1%...

Thank you for sharing. I can only imagine that this must have been incredibly difficult for you, and I feel confident in saying that I will never have that sort of courage. That said,

If 6 of 18 women were raped in your class that suggests a serious problem in the way Peace Corps operates. You are letting them off too lightly here I think. It’s obvious that the locals know that you are not protected. Peace Corps should be kicking it Roman style. Instead they are abandoning you guys. Disgraceful.

Yaara, thank you for coming out. I can’t imagine the guts it took.

I’d sit my ass in the car while roadside service comes, listening to the radio and scrolling through Instagram.

Ugh. Company weight loss challenges. We have one here, and while no one pressures anyone to join it, the men are actually the most gung ho about it and seem to take it to extremes. I am almost positive that a couple of them were purging last year.

Exactly. That won’t look good on a school/job application.

So the straight edge of the scale lines up neatly with the straight edge of the tile!

Plus, if you’re Bulimic or have BED, you might be spending hundreds of dollars per week on binge food.