Here's to the new strain of syphilis,
Same as the old strain of syphilis.

Someone got goodwill from Loveline?

Why now, Jimmy? Why not 12 years ago?

Oooo oooo… am I the first to comment "I hate Big Bang Theory — IT Crowd was better!"

When will the hurting stop?

This comparison is really not fair to Dukat.

Well, see, there's your problem! There's a TV in your house! Remove it immediately and this problem should go away on its own!

I don't really care, as long as that headline gets the "No Shit" award.

"Why has time forsaken Home Improvement?" Are you !@#$ing serious? Are you pining for RENEGADE, too? BAYWATCH?

"Alpha Male: The Movie"

This article is the equivalent of assigning collective blame for Michael Brown's death to both the Police AND Black Lives Matter. Only one of those groups was present and holding a firearm.

I figured Jimmy was supposed to be a hit man, as well, albeit retired, and killing him would've have consequences for Jules. What if Bonnie's maiden name is Wallace?

Actually, you're right — the movie was just "Meh" with a pretty good soundtrack. The people who were obsessed with it drove me nuts. But they weren't as bad as the white folks who came out of PULP FICTION thinking it was now socially acceptable to throw around the N-word.

I really hate this movie.

A C-? That's practically praise coming from AV Club!

Twizzlers!

I can't believe you skipped Wolverine and the X-Men — it was the best X-Men series EVER.

Good!

Yeah, seriously — how many different groups of people were involved in stealing those plans? It's like the theft of the Death Star plans are the Star Wars equivalent of the Aristocrats joke.

Ding DING DING! Congratulations, madam — you are the first person to mention Joss Whedon in these comments. Tell her what she's won, Don Pardo!