Well… that seems fair, anyway. And you did it without referencing Firefly once!

Last week you said Daft Punk was playing at your house! I'm not falling for that again…

#justshootme

This is why Stone Temple Pilots were considered groundbreaking.

Toss up between making Leia the farmer and Luke the royal or having Jar Jar voiced by Jason Mewes.

Has this granted them the sort of following that not only allows them to make a big deal out of turning down a mainstream project such as a superhero film but actually rewards them for it?

Who the hell are these guys?

They'd probably just call them "scrubs", yo.

It was Scholastic, the American publisher, who changed the name to Sorcerer's stone for the US release.

Fine, I'll look…

You know what's *really* creepy? How often people in new media use the word "creepy." You can't be experiencing the Uncanny Valley *this* often.

"Now, all restaurants are Taco Bell."

Your trailer is bad and you should feel bad!

This is why Elliott had to make up that story about an alien in his closet…

Gungan-Ewok hybrids?

Comparing women to brood-sows and their children to litters of piglets is very much beyond the pale. Sexism still matters even when the woman in question is a complete asshole.

That's actually really mean.

BECAUSE THOSE SEQUELS WOULD HAVE SUCKED!

And, with a single image, all my hopes are dashed.

NEVAR!