What high school do you go to?

Oh, boy, you sure told us, edgylord.

Sooooo edgy…

I agree with you about Garden State, but I also hate you, and for exactly the same reason.

Seriously dude… 10 years later and you're still hear in the comments, shit-talking this site. Have you considered moving on to a site you like? Or at least changing that userpic?

See Iraq and Afghanistan, 2002-Present — also every last Middle Eastern drone strike over that period. You'll have to use Google, which I know is too much effort for white people.

Nine Inch Nails' "Ruiner." Don't tell me you don't love it.

"Oh no! Bear is driving car! How can that be?"

You forgot the part where they throttle down all the other streaming services.

I imagine those guys are either listening to Faith Hill in their minivan on the way to church right now…

What's more amazing is that she's somehow managing to pee fire from the empty space behind her, as you can plainly see the back of her skirt in this shot.

#NotAllPeopleWhoDebateOnline

Jesus Christ, AVC… PHRASING!!!

Caffeine Spider, put your fucking hand down, you're ruining my joke!

Nobody wants your cheese.

I keep my laserdisc player in a very uncomfortable place!

No… No… I'm afraid it's a copy of MALLRATS on Laserdisc.

Not even Kevin Smith deserves that.

*ding ding ding* And Andy Tuttle was the first to make this joke… tell him what he's won, Don Pardo!

"Yoga Hosers" sucked. We all know this. And "Tusk" was… "Tusk." But don't tell me you don't want MOOSE JAWS to be the GREATEST MOVIE EVER.