Is Clara the least bit interesting yet? Have they found a way to make Lesbian Lizard Sherlock Holmes and Drax the Potato man compelling yet?

And if I had done that, someone would be telling me that my opinion is worthless because I didn't even finish the book. Also, I hate Doctor Who, now. I used to like it, then I evolved into a person who doesn't want to see every problem resolved with a Deus Ex Machina. See how that works?

Marijuana use declined while Cocaine use was at an all-time high.

Yes. How was I supposed to know I'd hate it before I read it?

Also… FUCK The Goonies. That movie sucks.

That's what makes it so perfect, because I hate this book!

This is why Tarantino should direct this movie.

"Why did I turn down 'Homeboyz From Outer Space?' WHY?!!"

"Tarnished"? I believe the word you're looking for it "transformed it from a family sitcom into crime scene footage."

They're gonna be really upset when they find out Boyega's the hero.

Yeah, a Person of Color, no matter how you slice it.

Biracial — Maori, Scottish, and Irish, as per Wikipedia.

Maori, Scottish, and Irish, apparently.

Yes… all Stormtroopers should be Maori!

Take heart, Star Wars fans… Now there is… A New Hope!

Shut up AVC! You're not gonna ruin this for me! The movie might suck but at least give me the fantasy that it might not. That's the only joy I got out of Phantom Menace!

What's wrong with chin beards?

Prudes.

It usually gets a karaoke crowd to join in.

I thought walruses were an autonomous collective?