Hell, I sing "All These Things That I've Done" at karaoke.

There's plenty of reasons for all these things if you think about them — Charlize Theron's character is jealous of David because he got her daddy's attention and she didn't, so when Elba accuses her of being a robot, because she's a public figure and he has access to the Internet, he knows it's gonna trigger her daddy…

Prometheus is a lot better movie than it was given credit for. Most of you just walked in expecting Alien, again. And, if it has been Alien, again, you'd have complained that its been done. Like Blade Runner, Prometheus requires a couple of viewings to fully figure out — unlike Blade Runner, it doesn't have…

Turning Japanese - The Vapors

Johnny Cash was a shitty singer. What's your point?

2 Live Crew sucked.

When you listened to Dre's beats, you can feel the power of his arrangements. When you listen to Ice Cube rap, you can feel his lyrical talent.
But when Eazy E rapped, you could feel that he'd lived it.

My best friend in Junior High was this half-French Canadian/half-German dude who's dad had a sales gig where he provided all those little things you buy at tourist stands — roll-up sunglasses, Pobody's Nerfect T's, etc etc. When they had too much product they'd sell stuff at swap meets all around the L.A. area. (His…

Well, I am decrepit.

You just don't get art.

Hey, everyone! Look! I've got a clever new screen name!

That's part of the point — Star Wars is meant to be a callback to cheaply made 1930s/40s serials. Those things didn't bother to explain themselves because kids will watch whatever you put in front of them as long as its flashy and loud. A certain amount of the stuff going on in Star Wars is meant to be a…

Quiet, you!

Are you anywhere on the Internet? Then, yes.

Quiet, you!

Sith *Fanboy*.

You mean "sithnormative."

You just assumed Kylo identified as male! How do you know Abrams isn't just misgendering him? I mean… he's worked with Michael Bay, dammit!

Or Kaur, you transphobe!

So… nobody this time? Okay, fine… I'll do it…