You would have loved it 5 years ago. The zeitgeist has moved on.

Channing Tatum could not make a Gambit movie any worse than a Gambit movie would be by default.

As a longtime X-Men fan, trust me when I say this: You do not want this movie. You want them to retire the franchise for at least 20 years.

By "greater monster", I meant what she would eventually blossom into. In her young teens, she's much smarter than a guy in his 30s, and she's got a lot more years to hone her art. And, yeah — righteous indignation is almost always guaranteed to be a potent ingredient.

Fair enough, but inferring that I'm a child murderer is waaaaaaay out of line.

and… a child murderer couldn't possibly be the victim of another psychopath?

Well, there's here:

I don't remember her using a melon-baller.

There is considerable debate over whether Hayley is, in fact, a greater monster — a serial killer who's cutting her teeth on acceptable targets.

I was living in Fresno at the time, so Kids looked like a documentary to me.

Well, looks like someone reads my mom's blog.

Stop calling everything CREEPY. You sound like a paranoid shut-in when you say that.

We all thought Steve Polychronopolous was a work of comedy. There's no way we could have known.

Were you more the Natural Born Killers-type?

I don't *care* if you got no legs — DANCE ON YOUR KNEES!

The whole country was switching from heroin to ecstasy. It was a difficult transition.

That's Madonna's whole career right there.

That title went 10 words too long.

Y'see, it's funny, because Livejournal used to be a thing!

"Welcome to the Jungle" was the best song by a girl-group ever!