Yeah, I suppose I could've just said "bronie."

1990s Logic: "But, he's a member of a minority group, so he's allowed to tell racist jokes for white people to laugh at!"

1987. Not since 1987.

Abraham did it first.

Thinnnnnerrrr!

I always assumed it was "Hey, look at all the fucked up shit that would actually happen in your medieval fantasy epics, you fucking ignorant, basement-dwelling, suburban misfires!"

"…then everybody loses their minds!"

You can't fool me — that's a wyvern.

THATTHATTHATTHATTHAT

Abalone.

Sliders? Seriously, gtfo.

Nuh-uh!

A rodent of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

Every day, I thank God that Metal died in 1991 and has not been heard from since.

That's not a kangaroo — its a krayt dragon.

Sam Beckett tried to undo the damage, but it's a fixed point in time, unfortunately, so all they could do was nuke the entire Eastern Roman Empire from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.

No, you're objectively wrong about everything you just said.

They should have had Peter Jackson direct; Wolverine would have been shorter.

Nobody's perfect.

I'm over furry german cars. I had my '74 Beetle tiled with a mosaic of the Emperor Diocletian.