No, they don't. They have two good actors playing off against each other, and another actor who miraculously actually looks like Wolverine. That's about it.

Well, y'know, if not for the Holocaust, we wouldn't have the Volkswagen Beetle, but it was hardly worth it.

Whu…? Oh, wait… I see what you did there.

Out of curiosity, who are these people who consider X-Men's 1 & 2 to be among the best superhero movies ever made? I only ask because I'm concerned these people may be a danger to themselves and others.

Ask your mom to pick one up when she goes to CostCo.

Trilby. That hat is called a Trilby.

Ah, yes — its hard to believe after 46 million records sold, 27 grammies, 3 oscars, and a People's Choice Award, that those were the lyrics that catapulted the New Radicals to superstardom. I pity today's musicians, for they could never possibly achieve that level of pop star immortality.

Well, not yur mom…

All they're gonna do is bitch about Courtney Love.

Xanax prescription got refilled, finally.

Well, nothing could top 1492: Conquest of Paradise.

"Charlize Theron, in what may be the best action heroine performance since Milla Jovovich duked it out with an electronic dictionary."

"Charlize Theron, in what may be the best action heroine performance since Linda Hamilton duked it out with James Cameron."

Phrasing…

Why now, Harry? Why not 20 years ago?

COMEDY IS FOR THE WEAK.

You'd be surprised, but I take your point. In any case, even if Ms. Rashad saw nothing, playing clips of that show is like watching crime scene footage right now.

Oh, go masturbate to a picture of Matt Smith.

Yeah, she never noticed anything during the 17 years she worked with the man…

Yeah, but if you don't want to repeat it, I'd assume you wouldn't want to praise it, either.