Lucille Bluth and Mallory Archer are pretty much the same character.

Yeah, you should probably avoid references to the Cosby Show from now on…

Jesus… how many times do I have to say this? NO MORE FUCKING JUGGALOS!

He was a soap opera star.

Are there any other 1970s rock artists who no-one was thought about since 1987 we can have him interview?

Well… You don't want much, do you?

Tolerable: officially the highest praise AVClub can give.

Damn juggalos…

What difference does it make? They'd all end up on the same NuMetal cruise ship.

No, it looks like his trailer is lined with ICP posters.

Fucking Juggalos ruin *everything*…

Filthy younglings!

More like "Bantha Tracts", amirite?

Pics or GTFO

You are a terrible person.

I, for one, am glad to see that they've finally made an English language version of "Plaza Sesamo."

It might be insulting, but there's plenty of closeted guys out there who are pretending to be womanizers. I've met several.

How many times do we have to tell you, AVC — we don't want any Juggalos here!

Seriously, I'm not joking — you need to stop saying "creepy" all the time. Its getting creepy.

Siri is terrible at taking dictation.