I had to look that up.

Its better not to dwell on DC films… it'll only end in heartbreak for you.

Now there's a movie! 20 year old wandering male folksinger becomes host to female cosmic superhero.

Because "Fuck DC", that's why.

Rogue needs to be in Captain Marvel 2. (For all of you Internet fans out there, Rogue is what "Rouge" is called in the comics)

But he's done so fast, its hardly worth opening your mouth!

Spirograph was a lie to turn people away from Shrinky Dinks!

People don't like Hank Pym. He's as unlikeable as Barry Allen. And yet, both comic companies insist on trying to cram both those guys down our throats.

Jesus is a lie to turn people away from Moses.

Yes. The second Ant Man was named Scott Lang.

Congratulations. You'll excuse the rest of the state of California when we tell you that L.A. is just the thing that slows us down on the way to Disneyland.

*sigh* Well, when you're right, you're right, Joss.

I was in the middle of saying "Oh, hi there, Nick Fu… oh shit, its Deathlok!"

The last line was neither a bad pun nor a snarky, world-weary comment… I had to check to make sure I was on the right site.

That's "tonne" of cocaine.

Wait, wasn't Small Wonder just a reboot of Blade Runner?

I use Opera.

This show is circling the drain, I tell you! I'd sell the remaining episodes right now for a sandwich!

His manta-ray's all right.

Reviewer Grade: A-
Community Grade: A-
Comments on review: WORST SHOW EVER!!!!