Give it up. Go watch, I dunno… the original Solaris.

I'm waiting for one of these groups to just throw caution to the wind and become an acoustic Grunge band.

Don't bash bowler hats. Bowler hats are awesome.

I grew up in the vicinity of the San Fernando Valley — people were still saying it there into the 90s.

Wrong. Try harder.

It appears he's not the only person who missed the point of Star Wars. Think hard — George Lucas has only said it in interviews about a billion times since 1977.

I had them imported from 16th century Ireland.

Yes… Curse all those hipsters back in 1976 for giving me the skinny on all the hep clambakes and also heroin. It's da bomb, yo.

Oh, good — you can hide a lot of China White in an orange.

The needle is my only friend!

It's much easier since I took up heroin.

I've seen your website, man — we won't be using your definition of what a joke is.

And I don't want to talk to that Social Worker after what he put my sister through at Burning Man.

Put it out of its misery — it was already bleeding to death. He spared it years of playing to increasingly small crowds and eventually being reduced to playing wet t-shirt contests and car shows in Mississippi.

Well, it doesn't matter — I can barely hear him on the phone through that muzzle.

Junior High Schoolers.

Def Leppard weren't part of the hair metal scene — they were a true New Wave of British Heavy Metal band, and are properly categorized alongside Iron Maiden and their ilk.

They didn't really kill the genre (god knows you can't still find big hair bands out on the Sunset Strip) but they did kill Guns'n'Roses.

Yeah, its funny —- Grunge went down in history as being all serious and dour, but if you actually look at the music Sub Pop was putting out, its all weird, quirky, fun stuff.

I think he means that if you're a brand new act featuring electric guitar, you're chances of becoming a hit are nil. Sleater-Kinney is an old established act, and one of its members had a hit TV show.