Can't — dad lost his phone privileges at the state hospital and mom's still in administrative segregation after she knifed that guard.

In my country, they speak of Adam Carolla and his legions of terrible imitators. I'm pretty sure Mr. Saleeby is the latter, not the former. The humor on his blog smacks of someone who's been trying to get onto the Howard Stern show for the last 15 years despite a steady stream of brutal rejections.

Ah, I see you confusion — people were a lot more uptight about genres before Napster. REM was College Rock and NWA was rap, so they didn't count back in the 80s.

Its 7:17pm.

You're supposed to be a comedian?

I dunno… the blood of Iraqi children?

highwayofdespair is caught up in "Seinfeld is Unfunny" — pre-fab teen pop bands owe their marketing to the Beatles, so some modern fans think they're all the same thing.

Lou gets a pass because of all the shock therapy he endured.

Public Enemy, I was listening to. I liked Anthrax better when they were called The Beastie Boys. And I don't own the requisite number of guns, pick-up trucks, rebels flags, or bald eagles to be a Megadeth fan.

I've used both. I was happy with my Androids and I'm happy with my iPhone.

"Sucky"? Excuse me, but how did a 12 year old from 1988 such as yourself acquire a time machine?

You've missed the point of Star Wars entirely.

No, I'm a heroin addict.

I still sometimes wake up screaming.

From the new film:
Old Luke: "So… why does your lightsaber have a laser crossguard?"
Sith Guy: "I dunno… I thought it looked cool?"
Old Luke: "How's that working out for you?"

When the invasion of Iraq began, you made a bowl of popcorn, right?

Yeah, the hardcore scene where I grew up was apolitical at best, and its scenesters grew up to be a bunch of raging Republicans. A lot of gay bashers came out of that scene. I never considered Minutemen to be hardcore simply because they were so leftist.

I'm pretty sure the Femmes count as post-punk.

Its taken seriously because they inspired thousands of musicians.

That aspect of it was a backlash against the Rushs of the world.