His existence is the only thing that's kept Axl Rose from offing himself…

He was more popular when he had his own identity as War Machine.

…which is, no doubt, the same thing Hitchcock said when he saw "Star Wars."

Considering how many sad and introspective songs REM had released in the past, I always assumed this song was meant to be ironic.

Yes, and there's absolutely no chance that slang from Central California could possibly cross-polinate into the Los Angeles area…

Well, yeah, because I assume you want a job.

No, actually, it appears to be Werewolf… Genius was an entirely different RPG.

Actually, its about ethics in pop-punk.

Somewhere out there, the members of MxPx and NoFX are sitting in a room filled with Warped Tour and X-Games memorabilia, laughing their asses off.

One who grew up in Central California?

Blink-182 — the Taylor Swift of punk.

Its like Blink-180-WHO?
amirite folks?

I think we're all skipping Axis.

Eminem — like if Gamergate were expressed as music.

Its all good — I wasn't offended or anything.

Perhaps your definition of reboot differs from mine.

Not if you're a catfish.

Actually, no — he put that it because it was in the movies.

They didn't do any reboots from 1991 to now, either.

You're Warren Ellis, aren't you?