Kirby did so much for Marvel he even regularly claimed to have done all the stuff Ditko did.

They're in a meeting. I can pencil you in for 4:30.

They already do. They didn't need to collapse the universe to make Nick Fury black — a previously unknown son did the trick.

Actually, I don't think the original one got blown up.

They based the X-Men films on something?

Yeah, but she's British, so she doesn't count as "evil."

I assume they refused the job in favor of pursuing an acting career?

"You only care about this because you've lost touch with reality! HAW HAW!"

The Punfisher will land in a kosher deli, but Spider-Ham will not.

Once again, another comment brought here from the 90s by some sort of time warp.

Strangleville

At this point, the comics still stay in print because it keeps the rights from reverting to the creators. They could turn every character into a Smurf for the next 10 years and it wouldn't effect the rides, movies, or TV Shows.

…and then, at some point, someone does a flashback with them fighting in the first Gulf War.

Reference to the original story, which was printed in an era when 10 year olds read comics.

It'd be great if DC would do that.

I think you may have copied and pasted this comment directly from a 1992 usenet post.

You better not let the rest of the 1980s Alan Moore Fanclub see you giving Stan Lee credit.

Incredible Hulk was the best of them all! I love it so much, I named my daughter Edward Norton!

*smack*

That's the wrong Spider-Woman.