All four of those guys were in very good Marvel movies.

When you've been in Hollywood for a long time, occasionally you need to reintroduce yourself to the younger generation. Redford did Sneakers when I was around 17, which is why I bothered to see All The Presidents Men.

Name one.

Yeah, I hate it when the individual films of my shared universe aren't considered entirely separate continuities.

Super Sabre had his head cut off by an evil Iraqi version of Ghost Rider.

Janet Reno?

Yes. Hitler.

This is also true. See… the misleading headline worked out after all.

Yeah, you're right — American Sniper is filled with antics for a 13-year-old.

What do you expect about a device that cost as much as a decent used car and had come to symbolize hordes of rich libertarian techno-fetishist assholes?

Or to Haywood Jablowme, the year before that?

I think I would actually prefer yet another article about how U2 forced people to download their new album than see a writer I've never heard of comment on a cartoon cat that hasn't been relevant in 30 years.

He didn't make "Vulgar" — he was just executive producer.

He could become a critic?

Alas, poor Kevin Smith… once a star, now reduced to only a successful podcast empire, a extremely hot wife, financing for his future films and a house in the Hollywood Hills! Whatever shall he do?

The Limousines "Internet Killed the Video Star" (no, seriously)

I've always been more the Heathcliff-type.

"Its a type"?

Gerald Gardner was a Squib!

Hey, let's go watch SLC Punk!