Maybe everyone is just thinking about this the wrong way. I mean, I’m sure if you ask the Republicans, they’d tell you this... um... helps the workers? Something about giving them more choices to... something.  It’s about flexibility, or something that probably sounds good.

It feels all warm and fuzzy, until I realize most of the older generations are probably just going to call everyone young and stupid, then proceed to kill us all anyway, because well... they know better than the young folk, don’t they?

I don’t think you have a point. You’re the one arguing that logic that would imply manslaughter and premeditated murder are essentially the same thing.

It is a very attractive looking system in terms of design, but I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again... it just seems like a really bad value.

They chop out TV mode. They chop out tablet mode. Because you don’t have detachable joy-cons, you lose the ability for more than one player to play out of the box, and it…

I’m not working hard at all, your point just isn’t very good. You went from saying all racism is equally racist to saying something racist by accident or racist by intent is still racist. “Still racist” and “equally racist” aren’t the same thing; intent is definitely important, and it is very silly for you to act like…

Oh no!  It’s all about privilege!  Fine, instead of “crack”, we’ll call it “meth” from now on.  Your move...

The Area 51 meme was all fun and games, but just a reminder to everyone out there, the US government has posted signs letting you know they’ve straight up given themselves permission to kill you if they want.

Gaetz: “So, Mr. Sharpton, just to clarify, you consider yourself to be a black man, yes?

Sharpton: “Yes, I do.”

Gaetz: “And you, a black man, have in the past attempted to help other black people progress in society, correct?”

Sharpton: “I have, yes.”

Gaetz: “And so, Mr. Sharpton, have you not, by your own admission,…

Come on now, you can be more creative than that.  If Elon named it, do you honestly think he’d go with “the muskrat”?  I’d at least wager he’d call it the Falcon Heavy rocket.

You’re a more positive person than I if you actually believe the Democrats can pull off doing the same things the Republicans have done.  What’s good for the good is good for the gander, unless the goose in question isn’t allowed the luxury of flaunting rules the same way.  The Republicans are great at being complete…

Are flavored vapes safe? No, none of it is safe. There is no variation of putting crap in your lungs that doesn’t belong there that is “safe”. Safer than something less safe is a very low bar to jump over.

Alternative headline:  Impossible Burger Not Heading to Grocery Stores... Because That Would Make It The POSSIBLE Burger.  HAR HAR HAR.

Huge fan of Beyond Meat which is a really super name btw. They really grasp the concept that the future is meatless. Nothing could be closer to the truth. The human body is ill-equipped to process meat. That’s just basic science.

Yeah, but Congress failing to do anything about Trump or his actions is the defining feature of his presidency; it’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

How does the Elon guard his musk, from the break of dawn to the darkest dusk? Perhaps he guards it on the street, with the Tesla pedals below his feet? Perhaps he guards it in the sky, as his Falcon rocket flies oh so high? Perhaps he guards it in a tower, which prides itself on solar power? Oh Elon Musk, what name is…

I thought the problem with blackface was culturally relevant in the United States because of the Vaudeville acts of the 1920s poking fun at slavery and the Jim Crow era. Canada wasn’t part of this, why are we now applying the United States’ cultural hang-ups to other countries?

We should absolutely have an age maximum on the Presidency. If you statistically don’t have long to live with the outcomes of your policies, you shouldn’t get to decide policies for everyone else that WILL have to live with the outcome. 35-60. That should be the age range. If you get elected when you’re 60, you could…

Honestly, if people in my custody wanted to hunger strike, I’d let them. As long as I’m offering them food, their refusal to eat it is hardly my problem.

Man, I don’t even care anymore.  There are bigger problems in than whether or not someone put on a costume and used too much bronzer.

No, it doesn’t necessarily negate the fact a wrong has been done, but surely you’re not going to argue accidental misdeeds and intentional evil are the same thing.

For example, let’s say someone decides to dress as a ghost on Halloween. Whoops, their costume ends up looking a little too Klan-ish. Now, you’re honestly…