I’m going to buy one, not just for my child, but because I have zero interest on ever docking it and playing at home on a TV. I have my PS4 for that. I imagine my use-case is not uncommon, that we want the Switch Lite as a mobile solution (ie. 3DS replacement) not as a home console.

Both ARE problems, which is why I don’t understand why “responsible” gun owners continue to advocate arming a deeply irresponsible society.

It is sturdier,that’s good for children, and that’s about the only positive I can see in this thing. At $200, it just doesn’t seem like a good value, and I’m wondering if you couldn’t just accomplish the same thing taking a standard Switch, and dumping the dock, HDMI cable, controller grip, and the individual joy-con…

B-b-b-but, the problem isn’t guns! The problem is um... culture! Yeah, that’s right, culture! We live in a society with a culture of uneducated, violent, mentally-ill people that don’t respect human life! What? You’re asking why am I continuing to advocate heavily arming such a society? Um... because... shut your…

It is sort of an odd question, but it sounds to me like the President was simply commenting on how strange he personally found it to be asked about “England” specifically, as opposed to the UK.

I’ll actually have to give it to him on this one, the UK naming conventions are frequently used incorrectly, or ignorantly. I…

*Sigh*

Just a weird side thought, but if you’re planning on dying shortly after seeing Halley’s Comet because you really want to see it, what exactly do you think happens with that personal experience/ memory? Are you planning on somehow prying that memory away from your brain, so it doesn’t rot along with the meat?

Let’s just put CFCs back into the atmosphere to eat away at the ozone. Ozone is one of the greenhouse gasses that trap heat in the atmosphere... we’ll just punch a hole in it, it’ll be just like opening a window to let the heat out of a hot car.

I r smurt.

*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeap!* Pump those brakes, fella, and let’s back this train up. I just want to make sure I’m seeing this correctly...

Are you telling me that the human body, which has evolved to operate well on clean air, does not react favorably to breathing in vaporized chemicals instead? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Who the hell…

I can’t imagine one would even have to replace the other... I mean, why would the state of Oklahoma be allowed one less representative from the 2nd district because a totally separate tribal nation has decided to send their own representative? Perhaps I’m wrong, but wouldn’t it be the case that any representative the…

I’ve suggesting nuking hurricanes before. I mean, I imagine it would maybe work on the premise that the storm would dissipate if you completely wrecked the surrounding air pressure and temperature with a nuke. Then again, I’ve always suggested nuking them as a joke. The fact Trump may be asking this seriously is…

If nobody else is going to play Conservative Devil’s Advocate, I guess I’ll take up that mantle...

“And yet the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT kids get FREE ac!”

Did I do that correctly?

It is funny the sheer amount of things that, in an attempt to crap on socialism, actually back-fire and highlight the shortcomings of capitalism. I mean, this right here...

So we’ve finally come full circle; the same people that argue constantly about having the second amendment to protect themselves against tyrannical government are now about to support the government in completely robbing citizens of their privacy.  Awesome.

Every energy source has downsides. For example, wind and solar are nice and clean, they don’t have toxic waste. And they also manage to kill a ton of birds (assuming the solar plant uses heliostats and not photovoltaic panels).

Nevermind the health content, how about the price? A 3lb package of 75/15 ground beef for about $9, or TWO plant-based patties for $6? Ha ha ha ha, are you kidding me?  These companies have a LOOOOOOONG way to go...

if you had ACTUAL morals, you wouldn’t have children. Human beings are a parasitic bioweapon that is destroying the earth. We are not the cure. We are the disease.

You know the people pouring money into this GoFundMe are the exact same people that argued that it was actually Obama who divided the country by suggested a hypothetical son of his may have looked like Trayvon Martin.  Or maybe it was the tan suit.

I saw this the other day, and I can’t figure out... why is this even a thing? It isn’t just a bird; it is undeniably, unmistakably a bird. There are times in the video where the silhouette is rabbit-like, but at no point does it ever actually appear to be maybe be a rabbit.

Amazing how they can take something like putting people into extrajudicial detention for an indefinite period of time, and try to spin it as “Oh, this allows us to keep families together.”

It is like they took the situation and did the literal opposite of what decent human beings would do; instead of releasing the…